This is one such comic.
Welcome, to DARK DUNGEONS!
|OK, so this looks like a good group of kids...|
Hopefully none of them will flip the fuck out.
|She didn't even let her roll her saving throw vs. poison! What a dick. |
No wonder she looks like "the Baroness from GI-Joe.
Also, it blows that when a character dies in their game the player has to go home.
That's adding insult to injury.
|"For not resurrecting Black Leaf, I award you 2000 XP."|
|It would blow to be known as "Elfstar" forever just because|
you were too lazy to think of a good character name.
Also, it's INSANELY easy to get into this cult.
|The mind bondage spell's ritual calls for a lot of door slamming,|
crying, and asking mom.
|How is she playing with no dungeon master?|
Secondly, how hard is it to kill one zombie with an 8th level Cleric?
Turn and burn, mother-father.
|Roll your Charisma, "Elfstar."|
|Oh, critical fail on that friendship roll.|
The chair's kind of superfluous to this hanging though
if she was already standing on the bed.
|Somebody doesn't know about rolling a new character.|
Play a fighter, you'll live forever.
|Wait, I thought it wasn't about the game anymore,it was about that cult. |
Also, if you left the game SHE'D still be dead.
You should wish SHE left the game.
|That's because you're a fucking experience miser.|
She was only one XP away from level 8.
|Then roll a Level 1 Debbie and kill some goblins.|
Laziness, that's your affliction.
|OK, wait, who is Mike. You can't just introduce a mentor character now.|
I will now refer to him as Deus Ex Mikana.
|"I've seen you painting those pewter figures.|
They're $4.99 a pack.
You can't afford it, Elfstar! You can't afford it!"
|Do a lot of people in the occult attend tent revivals?|
|Never trust a white man with a Jheri Curl.|
|Jesus is a level 20 Cleric.|
|Didn't she really just change systems?|
Christianity has a manual too.
|"Instead of putting your faith in magic, use the power of a zombie's|
blood to bind demons using your new found power gained
by following our arbitrary rules!"