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Tuesday, January 17, 2012
How to Take Down a Christmas Tree
If you're one of the many American's who haven't taken down their Christmas Trees before MLK day (as is the Christian custom,) here's a quick way to take care of it. You're welcome.
Cover walls and furniture with asbestos sheeting and insulation.
Open all windows for nice cross breeze.
Burn tree with Flamethrower.
(Warning: Do not test hypothesis.)
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June 15, 2012 at 1:07 PM
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