Tuesday, January 17, 2012

How to Take Down a Christmas Tree

If you're one of the many American's who haven't taken down their Christmas Trees before MLK day (as is the Christian custom,) here's a quick way to take care of it. You're welcome.


  1. Cover walls and furniture with asbestos sheeting and insulation. 
  2. Open all windows for nice cross breeze. 
  3. Burn tree with Flamethrower. 
  4. Vacuum. 
  5. Remove asbestos.
Finished Project
Problem solved... 

(Warning: Do not test hypothesis.)

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